ABC's

I stole this from another blog. I hadn't done one of these in awhile and I'm bored so here goes.

•A is for age: 27
•B is for booze of choice: Booze of choice? To get blind drunk it’d be Jager but with food, probably wine or champagne.
•C is for career: I work at an investment consulting firm or I do Art Direction for films, you pick which one makes me more likely to sit with the “cool” kids at lunch.
•D is for your dad's name: Ha! I have two dads! You silly meme, you thought you could fool me into just giving a one word answer didn’t you! Ahem…Jim and Bill.
•E is for essential items to bring to a party: Weed and your game face.
•F is for favorite song at the moment: For underwear only dancing it’d have to be “Peaches & Cream Remix feature Jay Z & Lil’ Kim”—but really, no one favorite song at the moment.
•G is for favorite game: Softball or board game would be Trivial Pursuit.
•H is for hometown: Funnel into Hell, Indiana
•I is for instruments you play: Trombone, guitar and violin. I think I still remember how to play Iron Man on guitar but that’s about it. I just picked instruments for how big/weird they were (i.e. the trombone).
•J is for jam or jelly you like: Blackberry jelly
•K is for kids: 0 for now.
•L is for living arrangements: Husband, Sister, dog and porcelain dog who didn’t do shit when we got robbed.
•M is for mom's name: Sherrie
•N is for name of your crush: Joaquin Phoenix in "Walk the Line", Jack White and Ade Edmonson
•O is for overnight hospital stays: Recently for my thyroid removal business and when I was a baby they thought I had water on the brain.
•P is for phobias: Snakes and spiders and now, thank you thieves, people breaking into my house.
•Q is for quotes you like: Currently in rotation: "Yes, we've got a video!" from Young Ones or "I can't quit you!" from Brokeback Mountain.
•R is for relationship that lasted the longest: Husband-9 years and counting
•S is for sexual preference: Hetero but I like 3-somes in my porn. Sue me.
•T is for time you wake up: Workdays – 6:15 am, Weekends: usually around 8:00 a.m. because I’ve officially became old.
•U is for underwear: Um…yes? That sounds like a surreal cheer. “U is for Underwear! Go Team!” If I have to be specific: “Hello Kitty” red hot pants
•V is for vegetable you love: Sweet potatoes
•W is for weekend plans: Taking my dog to get groomed and going thrift store shopping for suits.
•X is for x-rays you've had: Teeth, throat, wrist….what a weird question.
•Y is for yummy food you make: Pumpkin rolls, Titty Fuck Chill and pumpkin cheesecake
•Z is for zodiac sign: Leo

Your turn.