Polar Bear

This is one of my favorite times of year here in Chicago. Sure it's Memorial Day weekend and all, but the best part? It's the Men's Leather Conference all weekend. This includes thousands of men walking around in leather, head to toe or just some restraints or collars. ALL OVER CHICAGO, when kids and parents are probably here vacationing.

If you listen closely you can hear the "whack, whack" of the paddle hitting many a naughty behind over at the Hyatt Regency as I type.

Thank you Constitution.