Tip for Newbies

I've been wanting to change my "screen name" for a really long time but unfortunately I've got a lot of accounts using it. So for people deciding on their names, emails or blogger URL's, don't use "mistress". Actually don't use anything sexual suggestive, it's a pain in the ass.

For instance: IM received today

"Hello mistress, are you looking for longterm money slaves?"
"Mistress, can I be your slave for you to whip when you want?"
"Mistress, do you enjoy spanking men and would you spank me?"

You see where this is becoming a problem?