Ugh

Got my blood drawn. I was 1/2 hour early and Miss Eager Beaver. The girl in the lab didn't think it was funny when I told her that if this blood test says "negative" I'm suing EPT for my money back from 5 pregnancy tests.

So I came back and subsequently did the following while I wait:

-Got heartburn
-Ate cup of chilli
-Ate a peach and hot tea
-Ate 100 cal. cupcakes
-Ate candy bar
-Ate bag of Doritos
-Downed 4 cups of water to drown out artificial colorings and preservatives
-No work whatsoever
-Resisted urge to pee on more tests
-Laid down in the back room

Dear god. I'm sorry tiny little sac of cells. I promise to do better. I promise! Just stay in there.

I will have the results and a game plan around noon tomorrow.