Mom

My mom's birthday was this past weekend. So in her honor I'm going to list 3 of the 100's of things I love about my mom:

1.) Tonight she called me and said someone showed her a picture of herself when she was 15, and all she could think of was "Damn, my tits looked so perky then."

2.) At the hospital where she works she was training some interns on how to label urine tests. However, they didn't know she replaced one of the samples with apple juice. So when she told them that sometimes you have to taste the urine tests to see if there is too much protein in the sample and she took a swig, several of them dry heaved.

3.) Her smile in this picture.

Happy birthday momma cakes!