Reasoning
If your co-worker comes in 40 minutes late (when you've been here since the appropriate time) and immediately upon her arrival starts barking out orders in her nasaly voice at the top of her lungs, slamming stuff down, looking at your monitor when she passes to make sure you are "working" and huffing and sighing loudly as she drags her stupid feet everywhere she goes......is that reason enough to get shitfaced on free top shelf alcohol and punch her in the face at the upcoming Christmas party?
I'm taking votes.
posted by Kitten at 9:29:00 AM
3 Comments:
hmmm...let's see...maybe if yer drinkin whiskey...and it's gotta be a bitch-slap while she's being mouthy.
of course, i in no way advocate physical aggression ;^)
but damn sometimes some people just need a good "slap" simply to wake them up to their own absurdity!
like the zen master with the stick! smack!
1:22 PM
Bitch slap would be nice, however, with all my pent up anger towards her I think I might put a little more shoulder into it. ;)
2:50 PM
I think you should do that thing where you make a quick step/lunge forward, holding your shoulders up, just to make her jump.
2:30 PM
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