Birthday List

I just got this email regarding my birthday celebrations tomorrow. Now I'm afraid.

Make sure to bring:
2 maximum strength tylenol
2.5 ft surgical gauze
1 lb watermelon
3 lighters
electric hair razor (NOT a floobie)
1 pair of needle nose pliers (preferably small tipped)
10 oz "hot mama jamma's" chili powder
blowgun
change of clothes

remember: danger can happen. -Jzn