Watched "Waking Life" last night and it's definitely a movie I'm going to have to buy and watch again. If you want something to rattle your brain a bit, pick it up.

Also learned something new....one of my friend's is dating a total bitch. So much of a bitch that she's now referred to in my vocabulary as "her" or "the baggage." Apparently she totally snubbed a friend of mine last night and has her boyfriend on the tightest leash ever. It sucks he's so pussy-whipped. I want to go over there and slap him, however that never works. Their girlfriends just get them to turn on you too.

I've known she was a bitch pretty much since we met her. She complains constantly, puts down our friend in front of us and orders him around. She's got a tiny little brain and a loud mouth which makes for a potent bitch cocktail. She managed to piss everyone off at New Year's and we haven't seen them since until a sighting last night. The sad thing is she's going to dump him as soon as she gets him to move back to Indiana....I can just see it. I'm so tired of my friend's dating pyschos that I'm going to make a list.....

What to do if your friend dates a "succubus":
1.) Tell him/her early you think you saw the succubus fucking around with another dude. Make it up if you have to, it's worth it in the long run.
2.) Invite them over and complain after they've left that things are missing. Then plant the "missing" items in his/her apartment so he thinks the succubus took them from you.
3.) Make a form letter from Planned Parenthood addressed to the "succubus" and state they want her/him to come back in to the office as they have never had so many STD's reported in one human before.
4.) Run over him/her with your car. Drastic, but effective. Please note: Side effects may include prison.
5.) Send the succubus flowers, gifts and letters signed "You're the prettiest hooker I've met".
6.) Find really attractive people and invite them over while they are there. Make it obvious you are trying to set the attractive person up with your friend in front of the succubus. Introduce the succubus as "your friend's sister."

Your ideas?