Hearse Update: Apparently you can't get an auto loan on a 1974 Cadillac Superior Endloader Hearse because the bank doesn't feel it's worth enough. They actually don't feel any Cadillac from 1974 is valued enough. So no hearse for Mistress now.

Also apparently they don't like to give personal loans to people, even though they have good credit, unless you own a house. So I have to be $100,000+ in debt before I can get a loan for $3,000. Makes sense to me. Fucking banks.

Aw well...thankfully there are places we can go.