One of the new passions of my life, is thinking up drag queen names with my co-worker. Now it's not like porn names where you take your middle name and the street you lived on as a child. (Mine is "DuShawn Chestnut," which sorta works.)

No, drag queen names take a little more creativity. This Halloween I'm using one of the classics "Sheilita Buffett" as my name. My co-worker's stage name is "Augusta Wind." You see the humor, yes?

Well, last night at the Cher concert, his friends thought of a new one....presenting, "Ms. Visa Decline"!!!!