Find out how long you have?

Well, this is depressing.

I went to the Taste of Chicago this weekend. The trailer parks certainly emptied out for that event. Also visited my sister in jail back in Indiana. They get jail issued orange jumpsuits, plastic orange slippers and shampoo called "Maximum Security". I talked to her through a piece of glass that barely gave you enough room to see her face.

Remind me never to break the law, would you?