6.21.2007

Nothing

First things first, despite what my Etsy store shows, I have been creating new earrings all week and will be posting new jewelry shortly. I took a little break but have recommitted myself to making at minimum 2 pairs a week from now on. I also was commissioned to make 3 necklaces. So if those don’t suck, I might venture out.

Now, on to other matters at hand. It’s summer now, officially. I like to declare it summer when you have to take a cold shower at 3 a.m. just so you can make it the last 3 hours of the night without sweating through the sheets. When you fling yourself buck naked in front of a fan and dare your bed buddy to even so much as brush his foot against you. When picking out clothes for the day you go with whatever fabric is as close to nothing as possible versus matching and flattering. This has been my life the last 3 weeks. It’s hot as balls here in Chi-town, only this week letting up a little with some storms and glorious wind.

I’ve reached the point in heat and humidity where I don’t care what I look like in a bathing suit as long as it will make me stop sweating. I know the other people on the beach feel the same way. Well, except for the girl at Foster Beach on Sunday in the string thong sunning herself. Seriously, I’m not a hater of skinny women but I was mostly fearing for the amount of sand creeping into her va-jay-jay. That can’t be good for future offspring or lubrication when she’s being porn slammed by the trio of hulking mongoloids she came with who spent the hour kicking sand on each other and flexing. A girl has to look out for her fellow sisters!

I woke up on Saturday last with a feeling of lightness. I had absolutely no plans. No money, sure, but no plans whatsoever. I didn’t do my normal jump out of bed with a list of things to get done by 2:00 p.m. Of course, I didn’t feel so inclined to clean either, but hey. So this weekend is more of the same. No plans, a little more money and summer. I think I’ll take advantage by doing absolutely whatever comes up but planning nothing. However, I will properly shield my girl bits at the beach.

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