All about me

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Patrick Swayze and Christian Slater...thank you Teen Beat Magazine.
2. Where was your first kiss?
During fireworks with some Heimbach kid up in his treehouse. He kissed me then another girl right next to me. My first threesome! My first tongue kiss was while running the streets of Ladoga I traded saliva with Thomas Bryant. Then me and my best friend went back to her house and talked about it until 3 a.m. and tried to repeat the sensation by curling our tongues backwards and then giggling.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Not that I know of.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes, I have a bad reaction to anyone hitting me in the head. Ask my husband. Even if it’s on accident or when throwing a rolled up ball of socks across a room at me while I’m not looking seems like a good idea at the time. You’ll get choked.
5. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
Yes, school musicals 3 years. Sometimes I get drunk and sing rap songs. Hey, it happens?
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Hands, shoes, hair and ass. In that order.
7. What really turns you on?
Confident, funny, creative M-E-N.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Skim Grande Chai or Mocha Light Frapp. If I’m feeling thin.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
I'm trying to live my life and not make mistakes. If I did something I wish I had done differently, I look at it in a way in which I did what I could given the situation at the time. Learn from it, you know all that jazz.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Besides tattoos and piercings, no.
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I have a fantasy of singing in a cafe while my friend Jordan plays guitar and everyone is shocked at how good I am.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No, except someone once mentioned my jawline makes me seem like a good person to play a witch in the Wizard of Oz.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
No, I sure don’t. The last one I watched was Boom-bah upside down after waking from an all night drunk fest. I puked and vowed to stay away from infant television programming.
14. Did you have braces?
Yes, still have retainers.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes, and I thank god for it every time I put something very fatty into my mouth.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
When my husband married me on Halloween because it was exactly what we wanted.
17. When do you know it's love?
When the quiz in this month’s COSMO tells me.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
Some Spanish but who doesn’t?
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Yes, sadly, when I was a teenager I got one of the package deals. But I made it fun because I’d jerk off while in there because it was only place I felt alone enough. (Sorry family members who read this, but it’s the price you pay for having a big family.)
20. What magazines do you read?
Men’s & Women’s Health, Organic Style, People (I’m a gossip whore), and Concious Choice.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yup, several times.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Jesus....there aren’t enough fingers to count them on.
23. Do you watch mtv?
No, we don’t have cable any longer thankfully. One of the better decisions of my life.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
Unfriendly people, competitive women when it’s unnecessary and people who are rude to those I love.
25. What's something you really like?
Oral sex. What? Oh, you probably mean like “reading” or “walks on the beach” right? Well, throw in oral sex and I’ll enjoy those too.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I like him when he’s singing and not looking me in the eyes.
27. Can you dance?
YES! I love it. I love being in a big sweaty group dancing and I love love love dancing in my underpants when nobody is home.
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
2 days and I saw an Indian in full head dress standing by the road by my house. Time to go to bed!
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes, I’m addicted to these things.

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