Mittens

On Friday we stopped by the local sex toy shop to pick up some porn to purchase before we dined on barbeque and Bloody Mary's. While searching through the numerous Backdoor Ho's and Cum & See Me's, the porn store clerk was talking with a "regular".

The clerk had a dark bushy mullet, all black shirt and tight black pants with white sneakers and what looked like half greenish mittens on. The "regular" asked him about his mittens and the clerk's reply, "I fucked this chick really hard last night so I asked her to make me some mittens."

All the while, Motorhead was playing on the loudspeaker. I kid you not.