Out of Ideas, officially

1. What are your nicest and ugliest articles of clothing?
Nicest: As in most expensive? Probably my bridesmaid dress for a wedding in December. My favorite/nicest piece of clothing would be my long pink fall coat. I love it, although now it’s too big.
Ugliest: Hmmm...I get rid of clothes I don’t wear pretty fast. And I’m kinda a girl that likes my clothes the uglier the better. But maybe a red and gold necklace from my great-grandmother’s costume jewelry collection. It’s so ugly I haven’t found a outfit to wear it with yet.

2. What are your favorite and least-favorite things about the city/town you live in?
Favorite: There are a million people or more here and they are all totally different looking. I love watching them in all the restaurants and cafes available close by.
Least: The commute and rats.

3. What were the longest and shortest durations of your romantic relationships?
Longest: Current, 11 years with theMan. Before him 2 years. I always thought I'd never get married because I couldn't stand boyfriends after 2 years.
Shortest: 1 date with a dude from high school, who ultimately ended up killing someone and himself at college. Dodged that bullet, literally. But I think I still have his really sweet love note to me somewhere.

4. Who are the oldest and youngest people in your family?
Youngest: Heaven (cousin’s baby)
Oldest: Great Grandpa Bob (91)

5. Who are your neatest and messiest friends?
Neatest: Erica. They have a lot of stuff, but it’s always clean enough to eat off of.
Messiest: Probably Jordan. Bless his heart. Sis and I used to clean his place for him back in the day to trade for beer and partying at his place.

6. What’s a gross food you like anyway?
Blue cheese, the stinkier the cheese, the better.

7. Who’s an unlikeable person you like anyway?
If I say, then that person will know others mislike them. I see what you did there!

8. What’s an unpleasant task you enjoy performing anyway?
Organizing, anything. Scraps of paper, clothing, shoes, bathroom cabinets. ANYTHING. OR maybe grocery shopping. I absolutely adore grocery shopping. Especially now that my grocery stores sells pints of beer while you shop.

9. What’s a dumb song you enjoy anyway?
Anything by Justin Timberlake and Ciara. The lyrics are usually stupid, but I can’t stop dancing.

10. What’s a lousy restaurant you frequent anyway?
Taco Bell (but only with my sister and we eat it while driving on back roads so our healthy husbands don’t find out...oops.)