Tits-O-Ween

So I was walking back to the fax machine and I noticed my gay co-worker staring at my boobs. I said, "You see something you wanna buy?" To which he replied, "I can't believe those used to be bigger."

He wanted to know what was the one thing that bothered me the most about having gi-normous tits. So I showed him the one tap dance move I can still remember and said, "Try doing that with 2 sacks of flour on your chest?" Then I walked back to my desk.

Ahhh...will this work day end?