How to Get Laid

Last night my pal Lance gave some sound advice to his pal going on a date with his new little lady. He said, "If you want to get laid, I suggest you take this with you."

Thinking he'd give him a few condoms, I was surprised when he slipped him a worn copy of the film, Stealing Beauty.

And man, I would have to agree. This has been one of my favorite films for a long time. I've seen it probably 60 times and every single time I feel like having sex immediately upon seeing the credits roll.

So I thought it best to pass this knowledge on to my guy readers out there. And well, girl readers too if you'd like to watch something, besides porn, that will get you in the mood. It's not a total chick flick either. Guys you'll get to see Liv Tyler's boobs as well as a lot of other ones, but it's sensitive and gorgeous enough to impress any of your lady friends into moving things to the bedroom upon completion. And on a base level, it's a really great story.

To quote Lance: "Why do you think I own it?" Don't say I never did anything for ya. ;)