Well I finally feel rested after a weekend of debauchery. Went to a few stores last night to pick up some random items and felt like we were dropped in the middle of Idiot-ville. From the moment we stepped out of the car it was like playing a live version of Frogger with the cars in the parking lot. If you ever want to put your finger on the pulse of stupidity in this country, stop by a big retail store. It was nothing but aisle after aisle of retarded meat sacks (a.k.a. humans). Here's an example: This one lady stops her cart just in front of the exit doors. Some guy finally moved her cart for her so the line of people behind her could get around. And she had this look on her face like "What?". Ah well. Such is life. It just makes those of us with common sense look even better.

That's not too elitist is it? ;) Maybe this George Carlin book I'm reading is taking me over. Here's a few great ones for you:

"We're all here on a big rock, zippin' around a bad star for no good reason. We don't know where we came from, we don't know where we're going, we don't know how long it's gonna last, and we keep having to go to the bathroom. And on top of that, the whole thing is completely meaningless."

That might have been a little too pessimistic for Monday. My apologies.