Put the X back in x-mas!

Got the tree up and got some shopping done. Almost completely done actually, with little hassle at the stores. Also figured out what to get theMan...and this tip might help my friends with hard to buy for significant others. It's going to be a sexy Christmas this year! Instead of buying the standard CDs, books, etc. Make a rule to buy your mate something sexy and vice versa. Sound good? They can go get the CD they want themselves, but a 12 inch double dong is something only a true lover can get for them! So make it a sexy themed Christmas at your house. I'll post some links this week to help you out, but you know the Liberator always makes my top 10.

Currently watching Best in Show on Comedy Central....Christopher Guest & Eugene Levy are pure genius.

Anyways, here's my weekend recap. The burlesque show by the Lavendar Cabaret kicked a lot of ass. The ladies were absolutely gorgeous. No stripper could compare. Long dancer legs, curvy hips and ass and natural boobies. They could dance too.....considering they were basically stripping, almost nude and pulling off pretty awesome dance routines, we were impressed. The lingerie was gorgeous. Made me want to go straight to Victoria Secret. There were plenty of fishnets, pasties and heels. They covered the basic realms of sexual fantasy: 2 french maids undressing each other for a watching woman, the housewife with maribou heels stripping down to barely anything, a strip contest which involved a men's suit and little else, 2 stewardesses in garters and smoky cabaret scenery. theMan even got a little action from a singing beauty and a stewardess. All in all we had a blast.

I also have a tip for those in the audience that enjoy all things herbal. Indulge and watch the short movies on the Tenacious D DVD. Sweet merciful Christ.

Also watched a hilarious movie last night. Go see Bad Santa but don't take anyone easily offended. Actually, take someone easily offended and watch their reaction. Billy Bob Thornton is a genius and so was the main kid in the movie...damn. Didn't realize Terry Zwigoff did it either. He did another of my fav movies, Crumb.

Okay, well I'm signing off. To recap: Go see a burlesque show, make it a sexy themed x-mas and go see Bad Santa. Oh, and don't forget about Tenacious D man. Yikes.