I want to bring back the phrase "Your mom". I think it's time.

For instance....today my co-worker said, "Mistress, might I suggest going to Brian's Subs for lunch. They are better than Subway."

To which I replied, "John, might I suggest YOUR MOM."

See, that's still funny, right?

Another co-worker just came downstairs and asked, "Who brought in the x-mas cookies?"

To which I again replied, "Your mom."