Oh Snap!

I'm watching the "Queens of Comedy" and just heard something that I plan on repeating the next time I feel bad about my sailor mouth.

She says she almost quit comedy because someone told her she had a filthy mouth. So her grandma said, "Honey, it not what comes out of your mouth that makes it filthy. It's what you put in your mouth."

And her grandma told her to tell anyone with a problem, "And I wash all the dicks I suck."

Damn.