So I woke up in a saucy mood. Do you ever click on a porn link out of curiousity then end up looking at all kinds of freaky things for the next 45 minutes. Yea, me too. Here's some I thought were good enough to share:

Name That Sex Toy! Test your knowledge of all things battery operated.

A Porn Industry PR's Blog If you ever thought you'd make it as a porn star, read this. It will probably change your mind about going pro, but you can always still pretend in your own bedroom!

A dildo doll? In case you not only want to masturbate with your dildo, but want to sleep with it too.

It doubles as a coffee table Here's some "furniture" to help you get it on in a ton of positions.

Reverse Cowgirl blog I haven't quite figured out exactly what a Reverse Cowgirl is, but it's a witty little blog.

Matt Lombard pics Some sexy, yet disturbing, but beautiful photos for your head from a cool chap (who I wish could bring himself and his lovely lady down for some more fun times!)

Do you abuse animals? Wanna see if who you know fucks animals for fun?

Extreme kidnapping If you want to be kidnapped, go here. Even if you don't, go here.

So there you go. Enjoy the links and have some fun. It's the start of the weekend, and so far we went to a nifty poster shop today called "Fame". Ended up with a Metropolis, Night of the Living Dead, and The Them posters for our pad. They even threw in an 8x10 of the original cast from Lost in Space. Can't beat that. It's going out of business, so go soon. Other than that, just hanging out at home today after our shopping jaunt. The bastards at Weather.com lied, it's hotter than 81 and that makes for a grumpy Miztress. Hot temps = cranky pants. Sitting at home means I'll probably be posting more links soon. So stay tuned.